On December 18 I told my parents that they are the best parents

Isabella: hey stop annoying me
Me: why? It’s December 18th

Damn that bitch I fucked last night was a December 18th

Person - Hey it’s December 18 You Know What That Means.
Person - What does that mean?
Person - you have to find a girlfriend or a boyfriend.

"He must've been born on December 18 th."

Friend: hi hi hi hi hi
Person with a in their name : y r u spamming?

Friend : it’s December 18th
Friend with a in their name: ohhhh

Today was an awesome December 18