National Play Minecraft Day! You have to play minecraft for at least 3 hours straight today. Thats a fuckin fact.

National beat up a VSCO girl with her hydroflask and then slingshot her scrunchies at her and walk off and say SKSKSKSKSKSKS AND I OOP!

a day of awesomeness celebrating peoples' awesomeness

December 15 is national hug day!!

National, wear a watermelon as a helmet day.

A day where two friends became best friends. What happened that day? Well you are about to figure out how these two bros formed a covalent bond! It was a crazy adventure that lasted all day. The two bros were straight up pounding each other from all angles: left, right, up, down and center. While they were pounding so GODDAMN hard, they were teleported to the Death Star. A challenger appeared at the Death Star. Who was it? DARTH VADER!!! The two homies battled Darth Vader while they were still pounding each other. They defeated Darth Vader because Bro 2 hit Darth Vader with a nut to the face :). A few moments later, Thanos appeared. How did he appear? Bros 1's ass was pounded so fookin' hard, it was big enough for one of Thanos's universe traveling portals. Thanos came put of the portal and he was in complete disbelief. The two bros decided to fuck Thanos all over. Bro 1 whipped put his glock and shot Thanos in his fookin' purple face. After the attack from Thanos, Bro 2 already nutted 40 times, while Bro 1 nutted 38 times. The day was almost over, and the bros were still pounding the shit out of each other. Five minutes later, Chris Pratt appeared and gave both the bros medals for defeating Thanos and Darth Vader. Chris Pratt later joined them in the pounding sessions. KEEP POUNDING

The day where the best people are born. If you were born on this day you are the best person around.