From the verb "To give someone a deceased". This is where you insult someone by shouting the name of one of their dead relatives - a very harsh insult used only when extremely provoked.
Uses of deceased (noun):
Scott: Seriously Tom was bugging the shit out of me last night
Andy: What did you do?
Scott: I gave the fucker a deceased
Tom: Scott you are such a lanky prick
Scott: Shut the fuck up SUE!
Andy: Oooh! You just got given a deceased!
Scott: Seriously Tom was bugging the shit out of me last night
Andy: What did you do?
Scott: I gave the fucker a deceased
Tom: Scott you are such a lanky prick
Scott: Shut the fuck up SUE!
Andy: Oooh! You just got given a deceased!
by matrixbadger February 16, 2009
A man endeavoring to be virtus, who takes a solemn vow to retire his jedi-esque ability to befuddle the minds of Young Impressionable women.
A Deviant Gentleman no longer interested in a Barton.
A Deviant Gentleman no longer interested in a Barton.
The Deviant Gentleman has reformed and is no longer using his powers of magical mind control to cause the pretty young lady to perform sexual favors. He is a Deceased Deviant.
by Bret Michaels January 01, 2008
a term that wannabe hipsters use when they are trying to be original and don't want to say "I'm dead" like everyone else.
*at school*
person: im dead. i got three hours of sleep last night and have five tests today.
wannabe hipster: im deceased
*on the internet*
person: whoah hes so hot it kills me
wannabe hipster: im d e c e a s e d
person: im dead. i got three hours of sleep last night and have five tests today.
wannabe hipster: im deceased
*on the internet*
person: whoah hes so hot it kills me
wannabe hipster: im d e c e a s e d
by a woodchuck named norris October 28, 2016
by azazazazaz March 04, 2009
The woke term for zombie, as zombies has been a victim of cancel culture because it was British ....you get now.. ok so use it. Piss off boomers. It's a good zoom laugh.
So the boomers at the office
are mobile deceased..
What?
They're zombies get it - mobile deceased.
That can't be one of yours that's too good.
I know, I saw Shaun of the Dead
You do come up with a lot of good ones
My favorite is..
are mobile deceased..
What?
They're zombies get it - mobile deceased.
That can't be one of yours that's too good.
I know, I saw Shaun of the Dead
You do come up with a lot of good ones
My favorite is..
by Siouxsie Supertramp August 14, 2021