Decapitated are better than you.

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz

I see why that motherfucker is dead, his head is laying way the fuck over there, about 10 feet from the rest of his body. That was a bad case of somebody getting decapitated, the doctor won't be able to fix him up.

The guy wasn't in good shape after getting shot, but look at what happened to the guy that got decapitated. He had a bad night.