Females at a bar post 2AM, who have not hooked up yet, which attract schools of predators who move in a circular pattern.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.

perhaps and quite possibly the worst band ever thought of, ever, in america, ever

An excessive amount of dry boogers near the entrance of the nasal cavity.