Man, I met this girl at the bar last night and when I was having sex with her I was so wasted, I did not want to stop to throw up in the bathroom, so I Debbie Flemminged on her back and kept going until I was finished having sex.

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak