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A form of music which should do as its name suggests and be put to death. Simply a waste of space and instruments. It's quite immature hearing about satan and killing people over and over.
Why does every song on this Cannible Corpse cd sound the same?
Because they have no talent and all they can do is bang instruments and growl about giving head to Satan.
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A category for bands who can't sing or play their instruments very well, so they have to play them really loud and fast and scream into the mic, hoping no one will notice.
Death metal sucks large quantities of ass.
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Monotonous shit music in which the vocals sounds like the cookie monster having a heroin overdose. The guitars usually sound intriguing until you realize they are looped and continue on with same pattern for most of the song. The bands of this genre generally appear to look like Kane and Undertaker. However, unlike the wrestlers, these bands have no sense of living whatsoever and tend to blame God for creating us all and Jesus for dying for our sins. THIS IS THE EPITOMY OF WHITE TRASH. Death metal sounds all the same with no introductions, bridges, or much vocalization (unless you consider grunting to be vocals). Thank God for bands like Korn, HIM, and Linkin Park.
Cannibal Corpse and other crap bands in Death metal.
by Hector Stump October 18, 2007
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"RRRAWWWWWRRRRGGGGGG!KILL!RAAAWWWWRRRRGGGG"
Scream that above line 85 times in a gruntish voice while smacking your fists randomly against the desk. Congratulations. You have now heard every Death Metal song in existence. If you are a filthy, self loathing goths who doesn't wear sports gear, only then will you 'pretend' to like this attempt at poetry. Even the so called 'fans' don't like this. They only pretend they do so they can be different but all goths are the same, they all wear makeup (Even the men which means they must be beaten up for not being heterosexual like god intended!)

Slipknot, Korn and Marilyn Manson are three of the heaviest Death Metal bands. I heard them once and my ears nearly exploded. The noise in the background are created by 'guitars' and 'drums'. There isn't a single DJ mixing a beat or any lyrics about banging ya ho. It's all "DIE, DIE DIE, I HATE MYSELF! I am goth, grrr, I worship Satan and hate God even though he created me just like my parents who I also hate." You don't hear Eminem whining like that do you?

Rock and Metal are a wasteland of yobs pulling strings on wooden blocks and bashing trashcans in a vain attempt to create art. Anyone can become a vulgar rockstar. Chingy is too good for instruments and instead used his beautiful flow to tell a story from the streets. Chingy doesn't scream because he isn't angry even though he lived on the streets and those rich, white lads just didn't get their $500 allowance one week because they crashed their dad's BMW.

My friend is an idiot, he thinks bands exist outside of MTV yet MTV plays all the music variety in the world so I know he is a liar and I hit him for being a goth. I hate goths. All goth music sucks and anyone that listens to it must die! I'll stick with Nelly, 50 cent and Bauhaus instead of your screaming, self loathing, hatefilled, racist, homophobic, faggot, goth crap.
The only good heavy metal band is Limp Bizkit. Death Metal like Slipknot sucks because it isn't rap. I bet you idiots like classical too like all the other goth idiots at my school. I bet you're going to go to...ha ha...college *smirk* for even more education. I'm nearly out of school! I don't want more education! I'm getting a job at McDonalds. I know that has nothing to do with defining Death Metal but most people here don't define the term and just argue and being a rap fan I do what is cool because I know what is 'in' and goth music is so 'out'.
by Real Gangsta in da House July 11, 2005
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A type of metal that for some reason is actually moderately popular among imbecilic teenagers. It is in fact the shitstain of music.
by DeanStone February 13, 2011
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Death metal is characterized mostly by absolutely unintelligible vocals - often not even real words - and drummers who only know how to use thier bass pedal.
Cannibal Corpse is a fine example... of the worst music I've heard in my life.
by Adam Laughlin July 23, 2005
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Metal for virgin nerds who typically spend their entire adolescent/teenage life on the computer
"omg Erkel did u download teh new devourment album@?@?@!111 BEST DEATH METAL ALBUM EVARR! it leeked yesterday!"

"yeah its good but the new disgorge with the piggy vocals are t3H BROOTTT4L OMFGLLOZ@@!!11@!!"
by trasher July 13, 2008
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