1. Alternate spelling for "Dean"
2. Someone with a huge penis
3. A extremely sexy bastard
"That guy Deane is so f**** hot!!! And you should see the size of his penis!"
by deano 2.0 July 12, 2015
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1. An Australian yobbo, usually drives around in a Holden Commodore and constantly talks about how smart he is. Negligent of the oxymoron that he is driving a Holden Commodore.
Built to Hitler's specification of the Aryan master race.

2. A person ignorant of the fact that he was named after a woman: Dee-anne, Diane etc.
1. Random Person 1: Hey, look at that guy in the Commodore with the blond hair and blue eyes.
Random Person 2: Must be a Deane...
by Random Person #72 May 13, 2008
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Up for a good laugh and love having my kids 💯
Deane loves Going out on adventures with his kids
by March 03, 2021
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A boy who's parents likely wanted a girl called Diane and had to improvise with what they got.
"If we just add an E we could maybe get away with not taking back all the personalized romper suits we already bought."

"poor Deane."
by tintinternet March 05, 2014
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The act of grooming a friend's girlfriend in the hopes of lining up future sexual opportunities.

Deaning is a disengenuous act usually performed by those whom you trust the most. People who dean generally do so in abundance, carrying their various deaning conquests as a badge of honour. These individuals are always seeking to expand their deaning ventures, hoping to obtain a conglomerate of females at their sexual whim. Such people are often found to be stating "I love her so much" and asking "Where is your girl?", "How is she doing?" in passing conversation.
Concerned man: Is Bartholomew deaning my girlfriend right now? Should I be worried?

Delusional friend: Nah dawg, he's just an amicable character
by SakDaddy October 17, 2021
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Dean is an amazing person who takes your breath away as soon as you lay eyes on him. You know straight away that you are in love. He makes you smile, laugh, love, he is so perfect. If you have a Dean in your life, keep him. He'll make you feel like the only girl in the world. You'll never stop loving him. Dean is dreamy and handsome and Adorable. You will love every second that you spend with him because he just makes you feel so good.
Did you hear about Dean
Yeah he's so amazing
I can't get enough of him
by D_L_2019 May 31, 2019
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the art of knowing something that you absolutley obviously know nothing about. ie i got a guy that want's a mastacater pump. and also the art of designing stuff that you don't know about either.
hey i weant to do the dean to your mom.

hey i know about stuff but i don't really
by paul vortman July 15, 2008
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