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Titty master and baddest man alive, Dean Ambrose is currently one-third of WWE faction the Shield and future main eventer.
Seth Rollins: "CM who? Huh? That's Dean Ambrose right there! That's the United States Champion! That's the man you all wish you could be and that's the man all you ladies want to be with tonight!"
by Alpha/Omega April 11, 2014
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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The most badass, hottest person ever. Masters titties for fun. Hot lips, dirty hips, nice ass, high class, cute smile, Ambrose style.
by Sophia_15 May 25, 2015
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To not want to do something with someone because you don't respect them.
etymology: Pro wrestler Brock Lesnar worked a match with Dean Ambrose and he refused to do anything in the match. Allegedly because he didn't respect Dean Ambrose, or any of his ideas.
etymology: Pro wrestler Brock Lesnar worked a match with Dean Ambrose and he refused to do anything in the match. Allegedly because he didn't respect Dean Ambrose, or any of his ideas.
"Did you end up working with Jonathan on that podcast?"
"Naw, I Dean Ambrosed him"
"Yo, did you Dean Ambrose that guy?"
"Yeah man, obviously. All he ever wanted to do was was steal wheelchairs from the hospital and whip eggs at himself"
"He wanted to whip eggs at himself??"
"Yeah. He called it ' Bar-be-cuing eggs'"
"What?? That doesn't even make sense!"
"I know! THATS WHY I DEAN AMBROSED HIM"
"Hey Denise, you haven't answered any of my texts since i asked you to the homecoming dance. If you do't want to go with me, I'd rather you just said so"
"Max! I'd love to go to homecoming with you! Sorry I didn't answer you sooner. My grandma died and I've been dealing with shit at home"
Oh! Cool! Sorry about your grandma. I thought maybe you were avoiding me because you didn't want to go with me"
"Max! I would NEVER Dean Ambrose you like that!"
"Wanna have sex after?"
"Yes. I'd love to"
"Naw, I Dean Ambrosed him"
"Yo, did you Dean Ambrose that guy?"
"Yeah man, obviously. All he ever wanted to do was was steal wheelchairs from the hospital and whip eggs at himself"
"He wanted to whip eggs at himself??"
"Yeah. He called it ' Bar-be-cuing eggs'"
"What?? That doesn't even make sense!"
"I know! THATS WHY I DEAN AMBROSED HIM"
"Hey Denise, you haven't answered any of my texts since i asked you to the homecoming dance. If you do't want to go with me, I'd rather you just said so"
"Max! I'd love to go to homecoming with you! Sorry I didn't answer you sooner. My grandma died and I've been dealing with shit at home"
Oh! Cool! Sorry about your grandma. I thought maybe you were avoiding me because you didn't want to go with me"
"Max! I would NEVER Dean Ambrose you like that!"
"Wanna have sex after?"
"Yes. I'd love to"
by simon76 December 04, 2018
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Dean Ambrose is a crazy son of a gun who has no idea what is going on and typically gets arrested for his lunitic behavior, long story short, HE IS A CRAZY IDIOT WHO SHOULD BE KILLED!
Dean: Gets hurt by Brock Lesner
Michael Cole “Dean is hurt guys”
2 Hours Later
Michael Cole “ Guys that’s Dean Ambrose!”
Michael Cole “Dean is hurt guys”
2 Hours Later
Michael Cole “ Guys that’s Dean Ambrose!”
by LUNITIC FRINGE July 26, 2018