Urban Dictionary: Deadsnakes

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Exclamatory and adjective used to describe an unfortunate situation. Any situation where the situation is unwanted like a pile of dead snakes.

1. Look it's raining outside! Deadsnakes!

2. Is that your mum making out with your sister? Due, that is totally deadsnakes.

3. You bought your girlfriend a lesbian porn mag for her birthday? That is such a deadsnakes present.

by Oh holy Jizzmaster April 29, 2012

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NPR-American

A class of US citizen that receives all their news from the National Public Radio, or NPR, and no other sources. See: shit-lib, NPC, or SWPL (white educated liberal bohemian).

This personality is the counterpart of an American who is addicted to Fox News. Both demographics fail to cultivate objective opinions due to a biased media diet. This is to no fault of both groups; it's the result of the USA's piss-poor journalistic standards, ethics and values.

Josie is such a NPR-American, all her political knowledge is from sound bites on her morning commute to work. She has no reason to be so smug.

by monkeylabor September 12, 2021

Dead snakes

Used to describe a generally undesirable and/or unfortunate scenario or event.

Person 1: Dude, I just found that I have leukemia!
Person 2: Wow that's pretty dead snakes for you

by megawalrus May 27, 2012

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Dead snake

When a person gives head to a man with erectile dysfunction.

She loves to dead snake guys.

by Thankancerboi February 28, 2017

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Dead Snake

A used condom that is haphazardly discarded after use without regard to who may find it later.

The Principal separated the Men's and Women's dormitory after he found a dead snake in the janitor's closet.

by DannySaiz May 09, 2014

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