A verb meaning to act in an angry, hateful, resentful and/or uptight way.
Can also be used when the speaker perceives the individual to be acting this way.
Forms are: dead, dead·ing
***Note that this is THE VERY WORD that founded 'The Joke'.
Can also be used when the speaker perceives the individual to be acting this way.
Forms are: dead, dead·ing
***Note that this is THE VERY WORD that founded 'The Joke'.
Mr. Burgio: GUYS COULD YOU PLEASE QUIET DOWN I'M TRYING TO TEACH HERE. IF YOU WANT TO TALK I WILL SEND YOU DOWN TO THE OFFICE AND MAKE SURE YOU'RE SUSPENDED FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK, WOULD YOU LIKE THAT?
Phil: Jesus, don't dead.
Phil: Jesus, don't dead.
by JoyBoy November 13, 2012
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by TaDongle May 27, 2008
by Josh April 04, 2004
I returned a bag of groceries accidentally taken off the shelf before the expiration date.
I came back as a bag of groceries accidentally taken off the shelf before the date stamped on myself.
Did a large procession wave their tortches as my head fell in the basket?
And was everybody dancing on the casket?
Now it's over, I'm dead and I haven't done anything that I want OR I'm still alive and there's nothing I want to do.
I came back as a bag of groceries accidentally taken off the shelf before the date stamped on myself.
Did a large procession wave their tortches as my head fell in the basket?
And was everybody dancing on the casket?
Now it's over, I'm dead and I haven't done anything that I want OR I'm still alive and there's nothing I want to do.
by Keegster April 24, 2003
No whining or bitching. Because you can't. You are dead.
You at least want some questions answered?
You'd probably be better off just getting used to keeping quiet, dead boy.
And that also goes for the smart bitch right there that just said "I'm not a boy". You're dead too.
Welcome to deadity.
In your first and final venture into deadness, you may notice how the weather is neither hot nor cold, and how there are no rainy days or sunny days. Or more specifically, you may have noticed how "weather" does not exist. Be very alarmed. Do not be alarmed. In fact, you may find in your dead state that approximately 100% of the sensations and phenomena you were familiar with in your living days are conspicuously non-existent.
Remember how, when you were alive, you wasted hours and hours watching daytime (and probably night-time) television? Well, this is exactly like that, except without the television. And without the day and night. And without time.
Perhaps you have noticed a light shining in the distance. Please do not approach it. In the past countless dead like yourself have fooled themselves into believing it was the gate to heaven, or possibly an angel, or even God. However, it is none of the above. It's my cell phone blinking. I have mail. You don't though. Because you're dead.
You at least want some questions answered?
You'd probably be better off just getting used to keeping quiet, dead boy.
And that also goes for the smart bitch right there that just said "I'm not a boy". You're dead too.
Welcome to deadity.
In your first and final venture into deadness, you may notice how the weather is neither hot nor cold, and how there are no rainy days or sunny days. Or more specifically, you may have noticed how "weather" does not exist. Be very alarmed. Do not be alarmed. In fact, you may find in your dead state that approximately 100% of the sensations and phenomena you were familiar with in your living days are conspicuously non-existent.
Remember how, when you were alive, you wasted hours and hours watching daytime (and probably night-time) television? Well, this is exactly like that, except without the television. And without the day and night. And without time.
Perhaps you have noticed a light shining in the distance. Please do not approach it. In the past countless dead like yourself have fooled themselves into believing it was the gate to heaven, or possibly an angel, or even God. However, it is none of the above. It's my cell phone blinking. I have mail. You don't though. Because you're dead.
Courtesy of Uncyclopedia. Dead.
by Shaolin Microwave April 11, 2010
1. not alive, gone
2. straight (not the meaning the sexuality)
3. deadmeat, not reffering to penis, trouble
2. straight (not the meaning the sexuality)
3. deadmeat, not reffering to penis, trouble
1. Man: "YES! Bush is finally dead!"
2. Man2: "Are you dead-serious? alright, enlightenment is dead-ahead!"
3. Man: "oh crap, Cheney is taking his place, we're DEAD!"
2. Man2: "Are you dead-serious? alright, enlightenment is dead-ahead!"
3. Man: "oh crap, Cheney is taking his place, we're DEAD!"
by Joe Momma the III April 09, 2008
Jun 20 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
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