I returned a bag of groceries accidentally taken off the shelf before the expiration date.

I came back as a bag of groceries accidentally taken off the shelf before the date stamped on myself.

Did a large procession wave their tortches as my head fell in the basket?
And was everybody dancing on the casket?

Now it's over, I'm dead and I haven't done anything that I want OR I'm still alive and there's nothing I want to do.

I can't believe my boyfriend deaded on me last night!

This party is so deaded.

This chat room is so deaded!

Everyone has just deaded. (Fallen asleep)

1. Man: "YES! Bush is finally dead!"
2. Man2: "Are you dead-serious? alright, enlightenment is dead-ahead!"
3. Man: "oh crap, Cheney is taking his place, we're DEAD!"

the man came into the hospital screaming as though he was deading

For example Dead @ her with that that bogus hair style.

*flips camera around* *says the inconvenience* “I’m dead...dead as a cacaroach 😝”

"have you heard of Daniel" you got me dead dead as a cacaroach"