Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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I got her alone in my apartment, but because of all of the booze, I had deadwood and now she won't return my calls.
by ucaneatadick August 26, 2008
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"And let’s face it—a man who stuffs his belly full of dead pigs in the kitchen
only to deliver dead wood in the bedroom becomes a big bore"
-peta
only to deliver dead wood in the bedroom becomes a big bore"
-peta
by Hesitant Wang August 31, 2004
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Guy: "My stomach is killing me. I gotta take a shit."
Roommate: "Hurry up! And make sure you flush a couple times 'cuz I don't wanna see your deadwood floating around when I go take a shit next."
Roommate: "Hurry up! And make sure you flush a couple times 'cuz I don't wanna see your deadwood floating around when I go take a shit next."
by Langster Wang January 04, 2011