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Worthless employees in large companies are dead wood.
I got finally got a promotion but everyone in my new group is dead wood.
by Frizbee Dog March 06, 2006
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Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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Inability to get or maintain an erection.
I got her alone in my apartment, but because of all of the booze, I had deadwood and now she won't return my calls.
by ucaneatadick August 26, 2008
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A weak errection due to poor health.
"And let’s face it—a man who stuffs his belly full of dead pigs in the kitchen
only to deliver dead wood in the bedroom becomes a big bore"

-peta
by Hesitant Wang August 31, 2004
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deadwood is someone who unemployment and very lazy to work

introduced by Majelis Lucu Indonesia
A : Is he already get a job?
b: no man, he is deadwood
by Scaramouzhe May 17, 2019
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Doo-doo that takes several flushes to get down the toilet.
Guy: "My stomach is killing me. I gotta take a shit."
Roommate: "Hurry up! And make sure you flush a couple times 'cuz I don't wanna see your deadwood floating around when I go take a shit next."
by Langster Wang January 04, 2011
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