by Tommy Gfolk March 31, 2021
by Darkraven86 April 05, 2020
by diggitty February 17, 2011
by QuokkaAU August 15, 2007
(n) The opposite of Whiskey Dick. The ability to maintain a massive erection while incredibly intoxicated, all the while being very physically resistant to achieving climax.
(v) To maintain an erection with little possibility of climax during the course of drunken sexual intercourse, all under the guise of great sexual performance.
(v) To maintain an erection with little possibility of climax during the course of drunken sexual intercourse, all under the guise of great sexual performance.
"Last night I had drunk sex with my girlfriend for four hours without ever cumming. I had dead dick so bad I almost called the Cialis hotline."
"All these girls think I'm so great in bed, but really they all just got dead dicked."
"All these girls think I'm so great in bed, but really they all just got dead dicked."
by Cat Wild February 26, 2010
by bjeans July 10, 2008
1. The worst possible situation you can be in.
2. Very intoxicated by drugs or alcohol, but more specifically marijuana.
2. Very intoxicated by drugs or alcohol, but more specifically marijuana.
1. Dude, if Snaggle sees us, we're dead in a dick.
2. If I do anymore, I'll be dead in a dick, and I won't be able to drive.
2. If I do anymore, I'll be dead in a dick, and I won't be able to drive.
by TyroneB843 October 16, 2006