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1. Someone who is unable to move to do ABSOLUTELY anything at all.

2. Someone who is a number 11 on the drunk scale (drunk scale from 0-10)
Hell no I won't move (even to...eat, watch Beyonce, smoke) I am a dead load.

Did you see that girl passed out in the broken hammock in the front yard, she is a DEAD LOAD!!!!!!

I am a Dead Load.

Dead Load.
by KillaK23 April 03, 2011
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Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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