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A condition while having sex in the missionary position that the female on bottom will just lay there like a dead lifeless fish.
Girl's thoughts as a dead fish while having sex..... " Do I need anything from the store today?" "I need to pick up my drycleaning" "God...is he done yet?"..."We really should paint the ceiling"
Guys thoughts while having sex with a Dead fish... "'I am the shit" " I am fucking her so hard she can't move" "Look at her eyes, she can't even look at me I am such a stud" "fuck yea...I rock"
Guys thoughts while having sex with a Dead fish... "'I am the shit" " I am fucking her so hard she can't move" "Look at her eyes, she can't even look at me I am such a stud" "fuck yea...I rock"
by J & R Cock March 26, 2005
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
2
the act of being non-participatory during sex; i.e., just laying there while you're getting fucked. (This applies to both genders.)
"He just laid there and didn't do anything. He was completely deadfish." "I don't really like having sex with him, so I deadfish hoping he won't like it."
by Dorfner July 22, 2008
4
When you are going down on a girl and she has no emotions and her face looks like a dead fish and is dissatisfied.
Matt Austin was finger blasting this girls snatch super hard and went down on her and she instantly looked like a dead fish.
by bitchtits907 May 18, 2013
5
(After getting into the car)
"Is that dead-fish smell me, or is my new girlfriend just in the car somewhere?"
"Is that dead-fish smell me, or is my new girlfriend just in the car somewhere?"
by His worst mistake February 29, 2008
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1) the act of being non-participatory during sex; i.e., just laying there while you're getting fucked. (This applies to both genders.)
2) While offering someone a high five, when the other person goes for the high five, you quickly put the top of your hand down touching the bottom of your hand and yell
2) While offering someone a high five, when the other person goes for the high five, you quickly put the top of your hand down touching the bottom of your hand and yell
deadfish1) he just laid there and didn't do anything. He was completely deadfish." "I don't really like having sex with him, so I deadfish hoping he won't like it."
2) "When our team scored a touchdown, I deadfished my friend by completely faking my high five."
2) "When our team scored a touchdown, I deadfished my friend by completely faking my high five."
by santanotreal November 03, 2008