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Usually an amazing friend.

She's someone who, even if you don't see for a while, you love to be around. She always tries to help if you need it, and can impart great wisdom when needed.

Someone who gets stressed/depressed sometimes, and you worry about her a lot. You know that you have to always be there for her.

Someone who has great taste in music, and loves to make people CDs.
I was super worried about my friend, so I talked to Dea, and she helped calm me down and see reason.
by Worryer March 13, 2014
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

or

"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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she is one of the realest out there. she is gorgeous, beautiful, and sexy as fuck, but mostly she doesnt realize or admit it. she is one of the smartest people, not only book smart tho. she’s a great listener, she’ll just be there, and already make your day.. shes super funny, and weird. but in a good way! i love her sm. if you have a dea in ur life ur pretty much one of the luckiest person, keep her! love u bye
1. damn shes smart
2. LOOK AT THAT SEXY ASS, THATS DEA
3. Will you marry me?
4. DEAS MY FRIEND AND I WILL BITE IF U TALK TO HER
by muah sexy babe May 08, 2019
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A failed attempt by the United States' government to mandate a legitimate drug policy.

A Little bit of History:
The DEA was formed in 1973 by president Richard Nixon. The primary goal of the DEA was to combat the importation and smuggling of hard drugs like cocaine and heroin. In time, the DEA became a brutal force that essentially set out to catch every drug producer, manufacturer, dealer, and user.

DEA Today:
The Drug Enforcement Administration of the United States today is responsible for the search and seizure of drugs out there in the United States. Though their intentions may be good in the eyes of some, for others they have been the cause of countless numbers of deaths of innocent people.

Another major problem with the DEA is the scheduling system that has been mandated. From a pharmacological standpoint, many illicit substances under the Controlled Substances Act of 1970 have potential benefits to certain groups of individuals. Unfortunately, the DEA has some of the tightest restrictions known to mankind on these substances.

A common substance known as marijuana, is currently illegal on the Controlled Substance Act. The DEA claims a substance called Marinol has the same benefits as regular marijuana. Marinol is extremely expensive, (Upwards of $450 for a one-month supply) and contains only one cannabinoid, synthetic THC. Regular marijuana contains about 60 cannabinoids which can offer potential benefits to those with nausea, neuropathy, and HIV/AIDS related fasting.
We need to look at the Drug Enforcement Administration like this:

The DEA is a government agency that has the power to fight almost all the drugs coming into the United States of America, if the DEA does this, then they will have done their job, and they will not need as much funding. Therefore, the DEA needs to continue having a "War on Drugs", so the top officials can receive their annual bonuses and raises.

In essence, the war on drugs will never end, unless all drugs (which are mostly plant derived) that originate from plants go extinct, which is not going to happen.
by TJM91 March 16, 2009
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A government organization that has started an ongoing war with the American people. Arrests people mostly for non-violent responsible drug use like Bob who smokes weed in his living room and supports the snack food industry. "If you do drugs, you support terrorism"... but alcohol, nicotine, oxycotin, caffine... is perfectly fine!
1. Holy shit! Another "crazy" pot smoker has got the munchies and is at the 7-11, better call the DEA and throw him in prison!

2. Another drug bust (complete with machine guns and helicopters) has seized a forest of pot plants in Humboldt County. They were probably for medicinal purposes, so the DEA burned all the plants! Thank Jesus for the DEA.

3. Remember kids... Pot leads to heroin! -D.A.R.E philosophy

Truth is good...
by Booblover November 27, 2003
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She's a big pillock, she's a nonce. Never trust her around your kids, the filthy nonce.
"Omg stop being such a bloody Dea"
by Bob Brown 321 July 11, 2020
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The DEA are assholes that do nothing but harass innocent stoners and sit around eating dick
by SacTown Sucks March 02, 2009
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