The act of deficating on another person's anus/vagina/eyes/mouth and then pouring glitter on it for decoration. This can cause 'decorated' faeces for many months, as glitter cannot be digested.
"Our sex life has got so boring recently so we tried a Brown Dazzler last night and I really was dazzled!"
by glittermunch March 15, 2009
A Brazillian wax job that is then enhanced by having many cheap jewels, such as cubic zirconia, glued around the landing strip.
Britney's Brazillian Dazzler was so bright, I had put put my shades on when she dropped her panties!
by Ratskrad January 22, 2011
a real tasty geezer
someone who you'd be proud to accompany to the local drinking establishment for a few sweet sherries.
someone who you'd be proud to accompany to the local drinking establishment for a few sweet sherries.
by missjilly March 26, 2005
A harsh, raucous sounding release of flatulence unique to individuals suffering from advanced hemorrhoids
"Eh Wilson, did the bilge-gas balloons burst again last night?"
"No that were Midshipman Pettigrew, firing off a right "Tatty Dazzler".
He'll be wanting some unguent for that.
Sounds like his barnacles have turned into goose-neck barnacles!"
"No that were Midshipman Pettigrew, firing off a right "Tatty Dazzler".
He'll be wanting some unguent for that.
Sounds like his barnacles have turned into goose-neck barnacles!"
by Blub Maestro March 8, 2021
A shot of semen to the head of an unexpecting/passed out individual. The following morning the hair and jizzum create a prism like rainbow called a Bobby Dazzler.
by O boy it's E April 30, 2007
by Jordan January 4, 2004
Friend: Aight Melvin, look at those bobby dazzlers! Where'd you get 'em from?
Nerdy lad: Shoezone for a tenner.
Nerdy lad: Shoezone for a tenner.
by Worrying Anal Seepage November 24, 2014