The sexiest mother fucker to grace the planet with a dash of suicidal maniac.

When you want to commit suicide.

The sexiest man alive. His cock is so big and juicy.

THE SEXIEST MOFO ALIVEEEEEE!!!!! A gay who will aboslitely destroy your heart with one look of his orbs
He’s fucking chuuya because he’s also known as daddy Dazai
If someone calls you a Dazai it means they are extremely attracted to you and want to have hardcore anal sex with you! They also think you’re penis is a foot long!

The hottest mf alive he rails people really good and has the biggest juiciest cock I've ever seen

Osamu Dazai, japanese author who was looking for the perfect suicide with his loved one.

Also a character in the japanese anime series 'Bungou stray dogs', where he's portrayed as a funny person, acting really crazy and at any occasion trying to commit suicide in the most unsuitable situations.