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An occurrence that is most common among males that has occurred the most often at Daytona Beach, Florida. A male is lying on his back taking in some sun. Suddenly, a swarm of pelicans begin circling him from above. Without any explanation, a pelican makes a sharp turn down towards the male, opens its mouth and aggressively slams beak first into the males cock. Ornithologists (bird experts) still haven't found a valid explanation for this occurrence other than the birds may mistake the male for a mate. Luckily, there is penis and testicle hospital within walking distance of the beach.
John: What a beautiful day at the beach.
*Flock of pelicans swarm him*
John: What the hell?
*Random pelican dives down from group*
John: My cock!!!!
*John goes to hospital*
Doctor: Looks like you experienced the Daytona Penis Plunge.
*Flock of pelicans swarm him*
John: What the hell?
*Random pelican dives down from group*
John: My cock!!!!
*John goes to hospital*
Doctor: Looks like you experienced the Daytona Penis Plunge.
by TESTICLETWISTER May 29, 2014
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