An occurrence that is most common among males that has occurred the most often at Daytona Beach, Florida. A male is lying on his back taking in some sun. Suddenly, a swarm of pelicans begin circling him from above. Without any explanation, a pelican makes a sharp turn down towards the male, opens its mouth and aggressively slams beak first into the males cock. Ornithologists (bird experts) still haven't found a valid explanation for this occurrence other than the birds may mistake the male for a mate. Luckily, there is penis and testicle hospital within walking distance of the beach.

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