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Dawson is a drunk turtle
to imbibe horrendous amounts of booze, which results in you behaving in a manner completely contrary the values you subscribe to in day to day life.
1) Let's get fucking dawsoned so I can wake up on some random couch, wearing a dress, with dicks drawn all over my face.

2) I was dawsoned last night, father, which is why I'm here to confess my sins
by xoxox11A December 7, 2010
To be the best at every possible thing. Inlcuding sex.
'Chuck Norris ain't got nuthin on Dawson.'
by Italian Stallion153 September 12, 2007
The act of kissing or attempting to kiss any girl in the vicinity, single or not, usually while under the influence of alcohol. Inspired by long time host of Family Feud, Richard Dawson, who was notorious for kissing every female on the show.
Man, did you see Herb last night? He was Dawsoning everybody!
by Abraham Laser June 11, 2009
A kid raised in the ghetto somewhere on the west coast likes to smoke weed and tag walls and most likely has a mental problem
by Harewoodh8tr February 15, 2020
To force ones fingers into the anus of another man whilst having a friendly wrestling match
Lets set the ground rules of the match:

1) no biting
2) no buggery
3) no Dawsons
by Edward Arthur November 5, 2008
Cockney for leak (urinate),as in Dawsons Creek - Leak.
I'm burstin',I've gotta take a dawsons
by Big Marc C August 9, 2007