Some asshole that will steal your bagel

A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.

A Dawson is a perfect person. His laugh,his smile, his voice ,his eyes. He can make you fall in love just by looking in your eyes . His amazing words can't even explain how perfect he is.

To be the best at every possible thing. Inlcuding sex.

A guy that is very lovable. He doesn’t have the best hair nor is he the funniest person. But his freckles, eyes, and laugh are to die for. When you meet him you’ll fall in love.

A very sexy, yummy boy who is usually good at sports and tall. He is funny as hell, and plays hard to get.

Dawson is the most amazing guy you will ever meet. He is the best boyfriend and the most loyal person. You could search the whole planet and never find a better guy than him. He spoils you and is very selfless. He is a caring man who always thinks of the needs of others. He looks out for everyone and loves you more than anything you will know. You could fall in love with him in a second, and you could trust him with your life. He is also very hot