A guy with a massive horse-cock
Daisy: how was it last night
Tiffany: well he has a Davit’s cock for sure
by Pussyslayer1969 April 16, 2020
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asian way of saying, "David". Davits tend to be dead sexy.

Also a small crane that raises and lowers small boats. Those, however, are not sexy. A davit is not sexy. A Davit is. Notice the capitalization.
asian lady1: Ohh, you know Davit?
asian lady2: Ahh, he gudt looking boy.
by magin March 06, 2007
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Someone who's considered soft or a 'softie'. A davit is often inter changeable with the word softie. A davit would have a distinct lack of toughness about them.
''Is that a davit over there?'' 'obviously ya muppet, look how soft that fella is'
by alzdefs March 05, 2015
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An affidavit used in a court case or administrative proceeding which takes substantial liberties with the truth, and contains gross exaggerations or over-simplifications, or is missing significant relevant facts needed to render the document genuinely truthful.
"He would never have gotten out of paying child support if not for that trumped-up daffy-davit his boss wrote."
by Ledbatz February 29, 2008
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A chronic highly allergenic inflammatory condition caused by the return of latently infected nerve cells. Treatment within 48 hours of onset may limit the development of a persistent, severe pain (neuralgia)
Most people will become allergic after a single priming exposure to Davidic Davititis.
by JesterOthaPines December 09, 2019
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Prostě a jednoduše mrtka davit
*someone joins a call on discord* oh lol its Mrtka Davit
by Rokayy August 18, 2020
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