Most hilarious person you will ever meet. Sweet, kind, of course funny, and cute, although he might admit to none of those things. Unbelievably caring and willing to stand up for what he believes in, stick up for friends/girlfriend, and not afraid to just have fun no matter what anyone thinks. Very intelligent, sometimes even thinks too much into things. Has a lot of friends, but loses temper easily when it comes to certain things. Mess with the people close to him? Watch out. Very protective and loving! And, overall, just an awesome person. Has the best size iykwim 😉!
Me: OMG did you see David
Her: OMG ya he looks so good today!
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David is everything he knows he is, but still seeks the love of others. His heart is as deep as his mind, and he yearns to share it with those around him. Tall, kind-hearted, daring, handsome but shy; he could go days, months, or years waiting to tell the person he wants that it's him they deserve. Consider the David you meet to be one of a kind, get to know him, and treat him that way; he'll return the favor.
I kept chasing pointless things, and then I found David.
by Catholic<3 January 15, 2013
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The best man to ever date! He's kind, caring, sweet, likes someone for who they are and not what they look like, and is super sexy, and fun loving. He respects the girl he's with. Isn't always very talkative but knows just what to say. Is shy and quiet around other people/friends, but when he gets to know them he doesn't shut up. Gotta love this guy. He's the "nice guy", but nice guys are the best to date!
I wish I was dating David!
by smokinhotgf December 15, 2012
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A beautiful man with baller status. Often seen with his homeboys or a female. He usually has a wall up, but carries a sweet, soft side that is hard to find. Most people fear the David because he's a boss. Many admire him and want to be like him leading to envy. David is a lover, but rather put a front as a fighter. He's an undercover family man. Usually late to everything, but worth the wait. He loves slurpees because they're cool like him. The David is dificult, but a great lover.
Girl 1: "Hey who are you going to the dance with?"
Girl 2: "David, He's dreamy."
Girl 1: "Sorry I already asked him. He's Perfect."
by tastyboo June 27, 2011
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David is the cutest guy you'll ever meet. He has the best smile and laugh and will lighten up the mood of the room with his sense of humor.He can be funny even when not intending to. David will always try his best to make people feel better and makes sure to compliment people daily to boost their self-esteem. Although he is a dorky guy who likes anime and video games he will always seem cute to you. If you ever meet David be sure not to let his company pass you by because you'll regret not getting to know an awesome person such as David.
by #2fab4you June 17, 2014
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A david is a kind hearted person. He always puts the people he loves first. No matter what people say to him he will always come out on top. He might not have a lot of friends but he makes up for it with all the love he has. He understands women and how to treat them.
david has a huge heart
by swaggie23 October 29, 2012
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A guy who does not share his feelings, keeps to himself. Does not get a hint when you like him. Everyone in his class loves him (even some of the guys). Girls get jealous and catfight over him. He will regrete liking you and say he will throwup then go right on and talk to you. Very funny, can be romantic, attractive, and sexy guy. He loves to talk. Does not call you back.If you date a David you will be praised, and worshiped.
"I told David you liked him and he said he wanted to throwup"

five seconds later.....
David walks up to the person that likes him "hey whats up!"
by Amazing Anna December 05, 2009
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