Don't you just hate it when you cant remember someones name and they are standing right there?? And you consiously stand there think freakin hell man what do i say?? coz i just dont want to look like a pratt. well all you do is call them david blim blim blom. not only do you make them laugh but you dont come out looking like a jack ass.

the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower