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David is someone who will never let you down. They empower others by simply being themselves. David is wise and kind and gives all that he can to what he believes in most. With one look, he knows what's on your heart and how to give you what you need to feel supported and loved as you process what you're feeling. David will give all of himself to his passions and goals. He gives so much of himself to others, I hope he remembers to give to himself too. His heart is a beat to keep time to. David's

very presence grounds everyone around him and reminds them why they're here. He grants you the clarity, through few and highly impactful words, to see yourself and whatever situation you're facing more clearly than you did before. David sees through the bullshit and seeks the real. He seeks the truth. There is no one I would rather have on my team than him. He brings a light to the world that cannot be found in anyone else. You'll find yourself grateful for every moment spent with him. He will light up your whole world. He will become everything you've ever looked for or sought after. It might take you a long time to see it and realize it, but when you do, you'll never be the same.
Person: Where does your soul travel to at night when you sleep?
Me: With him. With David.
by DJ biscuit May 31, 2018
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The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Davids are usually very sweet and charming. Although they can also be tricky. If you love a David, you will find yourself falling in love with him over and over whenever he says your name.
David, I love you.
by TheBrownie August 19, 2010
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david is... an amazing person you will ever meet. He is kind and strong and daring. He is gentle and very sweet. He is very very good looking..and oh he has a great personality. Very athletic and enthusiastic about life. Enjoys making everyone around him happy.
Girls must love having a David around.
by lynn-o-matic July 25, 2014
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Someone who loves his mother, and hugs his grandmother.
Did you know that David loves his mother, and hugs his grandmother?
by Crawling Stoner June 25, 2013
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David is outgoing, loving , and an amazing person overall. he is the fuuniest person i know and the most kind hearted. he is an amazing friend/boyfriend ever. he might not always respond but hes worth it so if you got one, keep em.
"yep that Davids mine ."
by ~that_girl~ February 03, 2020
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Of Hebrew Origin, Meaning: Man after God's own heart. Mighty King, Conquring Warrior. Leader and protector assigned by God. Contemplative, prayerful and wise. A man of honor. One of true character, strength, beauty, vision and talent. Creator of beautiful music. Lifter of spirit's. Joyful, Playful. Mender of things broken. Adored and loved one. My gift from God.
Standing victorious at the end of the battlefield, looking over wheat fields of gold, David contemplated all that stood before him and all left behind, and out of his heart created beautiful music for the Lord, who is good.

With joyful abandon, out his hearts abundance, David made beautiful music and lifted the people's spirits and gave them hope

A man after God's own heart, David spent time alone seeking God's face.

The deepest water or the longest crossing could not keep my heart from my adored one, David.

On the battlefield's of life, there is no other I'd rather stand beside than a leader and protector such as David.

In a memory flash, the harmony of angles lead me home, to my destiny, to be only with you, David.
by lordslady February 05, 2010
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