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A type of small beard located just under the bottom lip, modelled by the Spanish footballer, David Villa.
Dude, I've decided to grow a David Villa!
OMG! That's so awesome!
I see you're rocking the David Villa. Good call.
OMG! That's so awesome!
I see you're rocking the David Villa. Good call.
by IlPartigiano November 01, 2011
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Also known as Señor Bitchface, this man can quite possibly kill you where you stand with his eyes. The current #7 of Spain and Valencia, and hottest person ever. A hobbit from Asturias who will tackle anybody to the ground and start a manpile for the hell of it. oh....and did i mention hes the 2nd highest goalscorer for spain EVERZZ BITCHEZZZZ
by mlo_7 December 14, 2009
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The most overrated cocksucking faggot to ever touch a football, David Villa was a virtual unknown up until at 28 he scored 5 goals at the 2010 World Cup, each one crappier than the next, and was instantly declared the best striker in the history of the universe.
Amazingly, about 4628352 of his nearly 200 career goals have been scored on an emtpy net, from an offside position, and with an average with 3 deflections each. At the same time.
Amazingly, about 4628352 of his nearly 200 career goals have been scored on an emtpy net, from an offside position, and with an average with 3 deflections each. At the same time.
A: David Villa scored an offside goal against a crappy team again.
B: Obsiously, he can't even score in a brothel without being offside.
B: Obsiously, he can't even score in a brothel without being offside.
by MrPupesh April 22, 2011