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A moronic waster, leaches of parents and may have been bummed by the Manchester rapist. Totally stupid and incapable of doing anything unsupervised, a mid twenty year old man with the mental age of a 12 year old.
You hear about that guy caught wearing his girlfriend's dress.

Yeah, he was a real David Maguire
by Shafler62 January 09, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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