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Germany's Unsuccessful Attempt To Make Their Own "Chuck Norris". he turned out to be a drunk asshole. his one claim to fame was being on the show Baywatch.
Dude 1: Who is that random guy in the Spongbob Movie?
Dude 2: David Hasselhoff.
Dude 1: Who's That?
Dude 2: A Fankenstein Like Creature The Germans Created, Thinking They Could Match The Great Chuck Norris.
Dude 1: Wow The Germans Fail.
by 3camman November 26, 2010
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1) Golf Term (Meaning)-Noun- To hit a shot in the bunker or sand trap. Also known as the beach.

David hasselhoff, well know for his roll in Baywatch spent a lot of time on a beach. Coin the phrase "David Hasselhoff"
"Looks like this one is heading for the beach....Nice shot David Hasselhoff!"
by Cash Frost March 15, 2006
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German who can not sing for his life...Seroius has-been. Will do anything to be on t.v or in something famous. Needs to get a life. Is a major drama queen.
My "friend" is being such a David Hasselhoff right now.
by scissor_hands_090 July 21, 2006
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An expression used to introduce oneself to an already underway conversation.
"Hey what are you guys talking about?" or "Whats up guys?" is replaced seamlessly by the more lean "David Hasselhoff?!?!"
by Clark W. August 07, 2006
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a secksy beast who i'd like to bang,
don't hassle the hoff, he's fucking god <3
angela, you look like david hasselhoff ;D
by shyenneeee February 28, 2008
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