by Tiny Terry :) September 11, 2019
If you know a person name Dave well you are one of the luckiest person. They are lovely and kind to those who love them while extremely bad to those who hate them. They have beautiful eyebrows, beautiful eyes, smiles and a sex appeal. They are also a lucky person who holds great fortune which they share to the world. They are sometimes martyr to the person they love because of too much love. They are always center of attraction, people easily get fall in love to them, and always bring their self. However sometimes they are emotional so be careful to hurt Dave.
Why Dave is a beautiful man.
by Love Dave 💕💋🌹 June 7, 2021
Antonym: Dave
Not the greatest friend
Not awesome
Not reliable
Not kind/ nice/thoughtful
Not an individual above all others
Not a person who sets the standard
However a person who is the antithesis of all the above.
No moral compass
Probably a malignant psychopath.
Not the greatest friend
Not awesome
Not reliable
Not kind/ nice/thoughtful
Not an individual above all others
Not a person who sets the standard
However a person who is the antithesis of all the above.
No moral compass
Probably a malignant psychopath.
by bookworm July 17, 2020
a dave is a curious bug-like mute that is found on earth. Daves relive their life over and over, turning into a caterpillar dave after it dies of old age. Daves are immortal, but have a unknown weakness. As amazing as Daves may seem, Daves are incredibly annoying, saying things like "The earth is flat" or "the earth is round and we stay on because we are all magnets" . Daves can be helpful in their strong form, however will become usless when scared, and turns into old dave
by Zoria de butterfly November 6, 2020
Dave... where do i begin. Dave is a name in "شخص" translated to “i don’t belong because i’m a fucking davey dave” to be a dave is just the definition of a low life cunt ass nigga. Dave is one of the most disgusting names you could ever have and if you have Dave in your name in anyway consider suicide because you don’t belong on any planet. Dave ass niggas are 100% gay and tend to have emotional problems. But who can blame them? they’re literally named dave. to conclude, if your name is dave... end it all you faggot you don’t belong in heaven, earth, or hell. You belong in a davey jones locker. kys.
Stfu you literally can’t talk you Dave bitch. please kill yourself dave ass nigga.
knock knock
who’s there
dave
dave who
dave is crying uncontrollably as he realizes his mental ass is named dave.
Dave is just one mother fucking son of a bitch!
knock knock
who’s there
dave
dave who
dave is crying uncontrollably as he realizes his mental ass is named dave.
Dave is just one mother fucking son of a bitch!
by DaveHater69 December 30, 2020
Given pseudonym for some one you deem forgettable or who's name you don't care to remember, sometimes in reference to a person that tries hard and fails harder or solicits favors that will not be granted. Original referenced to 2010 space odyssey where HAL replies to a request “I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that”, other quotes often referenced are: "Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?" and "Dave, I really think I'm entitled to an answer to that question."}
"That guy is such a Dave, he tried to show off some dance moves and then threw up all over himself and his girlfriend"
by Ker0sine September 4, 2019