Ethan#1- Mom, wheres dad?
Me#1- He's probably pretending to be a cop on mano again because he can't be a real one. You know just being a Dave.
Me#1- He's probably pretending to be a cop on mano again because he can't be a real one. You know just being a Dave.
by Imdiscordmarried July 09, 2019
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Any manchild who doesn’t listen to a real woman that knows how to fix it.
ie; opposite of a Karen. Male form of a Karen. Thing they know everything because they are male. Worst person ever to work on your car.
ie; opposite of a Karen. Male form of a Karen. Thing they know everything because they are male. Worst person ever to work on your car.
Stupid Dave, ran bad fuel through it and never changed the oil, engine is blown. Should have listened to Karen!!
by Jessiemonstar December 26, 2020
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Becky: OMG did you hear about that guy who tag teamed two girls in the room across the hall? I heard tham screaming cuz they couldn't handle his massive cock!
Stacy: Yea ughh i'm so jealous!!! He must be a Dave.
Stacy: Yea ughh i'm so jealous!!! He must be a Dave.
by eternitygoth December 29, 2020
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Dave is the sweetest, most handsome guy to walk on this universe.
Dave is a nerdy guy with a big heart to fill you up with his care, love and affection.
Dave will treat his girlfriend like a princess, make up special and unique cute nicknames for his princess.
Dave has the most beautiful eyes and a smile that will brighten up your day.
Dave has a soothing low voice that will instantly put you into relax mode once he says a single word.
Dave will blow your mind with his amazing skills and will engage you with amazing games such as Magic: The Gathering.
Dave is simply amazing.
I wish everyone a Dave.
Dave is a nerdy guy with a big heart to fill you up with his care, love and affection.
Dave will treat his girlfriend like a princess, make up special and unique cute nicknames for his princess.
Dave has the most beautiful eyes and a smile that will brighten up your day.
Dave has a soothing low voice that will instantly put you into relax mode once he says a single word.
Dave will blow your mind with his amazing skills and will engage you with amazing games such as Magic: The Gathering.
Dave is simply amazing.
I wish everyone a Dave.
by MishPish September 15, 2018
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Dave is the sexiest name known to man, Dave is used in the context of a spiders name ; the spider has to be thicc and hairy for it to class as a Dave
Gerrard:Guess what Harrie! A Dave was on my wall
Harrie: Are you sure it was a Dave.Was it thicc and hairy?
Gerrard:You bet, it crawled all over my face!
Harrie: Are you sure it was a Dave.Was it thicc and hairy?
Gerrard:You bet, it crawled all over my face!
by Ash-Dave Krystee-Dave April 16, 2019
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Dave is a tall & adorable tsundere guy with cute ears. Has a phobia of cats and doesn't like people telling him to drink milk. HELLA TALENTE D 10/10 WOULD STAN IF AN IDOL !!!
by eyynunewmoose February 03, 2017
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