An ironic apple juice hoe.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

Ironic.

so gay
pure gay texan

A really cool guy who wears shades hes so cool

A teenage boy in the webcomic homestuck that thinks he’s cool but ya know he’s a teenager we all think we’re cool

a character from the shitty hit webcomic homestuck. the whole fanbase thinks hes awesome when in reality he is total garbage like hes not cool okay the most defined and emphasized thing about him is that he isnt legitimately cool its all some act he put up ie hes lame and obnoxious to the point where every pesterlog with him makes me want to rip my awesome hair out