When you and your girl go on a date and her mom comes too, but it's ok because she pays for everything.
by _chroobs_ April 19, 2017
Mark: Hey man, I got this good good Jared Kushner from my hookup yesterday.
John: Aww yea, wanna go on a j-date?
John: Aww yea, wanna go on a j-date?
by devilscupcakes March 25, 2018
Taking a lover out into the wilderness where few vehicles can travel, ( impressing them) therefor leaving them aroused and ready to test the durability of the backseat.
by GingerGrizzly February 03, 2016
by MyNameJeff22 November 18, 2017
Being with someone you don't particular enjoy spending time with, but makes things a little better in the long run.
I used to feel like absolute shit in my room at night but since I started depression dating Sarah, I've been eating dinner again.
by JayBlack November 25, 2018
When a person gets a Little Ceasar's Hot and Ready pizza and eats it all by themselves in a single sitting.
"I was feeling bad for myself so I stayed home and had a Detroit date night, now please go get me some toilet paper."
by GreetingsADM January 15, 2018
The Emergency Date Effect, or EDE for short, is defined as the moment when a person in a school or similar institute has no date for a social event, such as Prom or Homecoming, so asks out someone who is of a lower social standing of theirs or who they know already has some form a crush on them as an insurance policy.
Guy 1: “Hey, did you hear Tom managed to get a date with Maria?”
Guy 2: “Yeah, but I heard she had no other options. They’re only going out because of the Emergency Date Effect”
Guy 2: “Yeah, but I heard she had no other options. They’re only going out because of the Emergency Date Effect”
by IHateMyLife69420666 November 09, 2019