Top definition
Something smarter than a Kardashian but dumber than a Board.
(Also a nickname for a board Kardashian)
Peasant: "hey kardashian how are you doing today
Royalty: "bored"
Peasant: "Aw...Dashboard?
Royalty: "Like yea"
(Also a nickname for a board Kardashian)
Peasant: "hey kardashian how are you doing today
Royalty: "bored"
Peasant: "Aw...Dashboard?
Royalty: "Like yea"
by HtbpFilms April 17, 2017
Jul 31 Word of the Day
(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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Father: You're pregnant! How could this be! Did you not hear of abstinence! Where was your head!
Daughter: Actually, it was under the dashboard.
Daughter: Actually, it was under the dashboard.
by J.R. Gagnon August 04, 2005
4
In the same vein as "junk in the trunk", the dashboard denotes the chest region of a woman or female identified person.
by rorrific January 06, 2015
5
a way to describe how emo (as defined by the current generation) people feel
based on dashboard confessionalswhich appeal to the disaffected, emo youth of america
based on dashboard confessionalswhich appeal to the disaffected, emo youth of america
by chronser February 18, 2006
6
During sex or foreplay, when a girl lies on her back and raises her feet over her head, a dashboard is the resulting panel of instruments available for manipulation and perusal.
by marlowe9 October 16, 2010