A Darrenator is a person who occupys an entry-level technical position, such as help desk, who wrongly believes he possesses as much (or more) technical knowledge than senior members of the department. The typical Darrenator will take every opportunity to display his complete lack of knowledge in the mistaken belief that this will somehow impress, if not intimidate, those around him.

In certain respects, the Darrenator exhibits behavior consistent with the common "ultratard" but is simultaneously more highly motivated to win the esteem of his co-workers and almost totally ignorant of the level of his own ignorance.
"Shit, here comes the Darrenator. Stop talking or that ultratard will have us here all afternoon."
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A fun, smart, cool guy to hang out with and doesn't like haters who hate the name Darren because they know Darren is a badass! He's one who will stand his ground for his girl (girlfriend/wife) and will never let anyone get in the way of his friends...he is amazing and loves sports and will always show you a good time even when your sad, he will always find a way to make you smile. He is handsome, sexy, and is easy to become friends with...he will never break a promise EVER....if you love him he will love you back the same...he knows what's right and wrong and will always be there for you...always...Darren is the one you will love as a friend or girlfriend or soulmate...he's the one you won't forget...Remember the name...Darren
He's so sexy he's such a Darren
by Dernage August 15, 2015
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A middle-aged man, who thinks he can control the lives of other people because he said so.
"You better not. Come on..."
-Some Darren

"Do it son. Or I'll shave your head."
-Some Darren

"You gotta grow up now. No more with these clothes."
-Some Darren
by Justicewithtacosandweed March 19, 2021
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A good looking, intelligent, straight individual who is known for partying hard and getting all the ladies. His sexual escapades are legendary as is the size of his gigantic member. When he isn't womanizing, he can be seen hustling and performing the PacMan Jones raindance, in which he gets a stack of $100 bills and throws them in the air while the ladies dance around him/them. Only when he is out of money, may they pick it up.
Damnnn, that guy is one bad ass motherfucker, his name must be Darren!

by agnjlk March 08, 2007
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A fun, smart, cool guy to hang out with. He's one who will stand his ground for his girl (girlfriend/wife) and will never let anyone get in the way of his friends. He is amazing, loves sports and will always find a way to make you smile. He is handsome, and is easy to become friends with. He’s childish at times but can always make you laugh
He must be Darren
by Heavenator September 26, 2019
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