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Whiter than the average man, obsessed with his drugs varying from marijuana to Ecstasy, Darren wants to do them all in the hopes of looking like a cool guy
“Who’s the wannabe druggy passed out on the stairs?”
“Oh, that’s Darren”
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by I am not a homosexual! June 28, 2019
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A stupid faggot who is unable to read and can’t focus on anything. A Darren is a stupid person and his name sounds like a middle age pedo’s name. He also is a known to be “Henry the 8th
person1: Have you met Darren?
person2:yeah I don’t like him
by thatstheteasisx January 04, 2019
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He is the most loyal friend you will ever have and he sees through people's bs. Funny kind and caring. Will tell you how awesome you are and always show up for people he cares about. Sex God.
Girl 1 - Hey do you know Darren?
Girl 2 - Yes! He gave me 100 orgasms last night.
by Pluckyduck June 08, 2021
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darren is a really sweet, funny, and ethnically ambiguous guy (black on paper, white in person). he gives off algerian frat boy vibes but can be mistaken for moroccan. he has a way with words, a charismatic way of speaking, and an unforgettable laugh. you can catch him smoking, painting, or milly rocking when he feels stressed or wants to hype his friends up. gets huge fomo ("are you guys hanging out without me again?") not only is he an exceptional leader, but he also has a humongous dong. he also has an intense foot fetish
"ugh, that dude is SUCH a darren" -karyn
by JimmyJohn's November 24, 2019
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