Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
2
*A giant flaming comet speeds towards the archvillian of some cartoon, obviously going to kill or severly injure him*
Villian: Oh Darn It!
Villian: Oh Darn It!
by Personmann October 13, 2005
3
Guy afraid to say damn: DARN IT!
Other guy: What?
Guy afraid to say damn: Another darn PHP error
Other guy: It's okay to say damn...
Other guy: What?
Guy afraid to say damn: Another darn PHP error
Other guy: It's okay to say damn...
by Dimitri Shostakovich April 15, 2007
5
A way for 'religious types' to say damn without offending others of their ilk.
More importantly, its a way of releasing anger when something happens, but unlike the originator - "Damn", it doesnt roll off the tongue so easily and would appear to repress the repressed 'religious types' even moreso than if they had gone all out and said the word "Damn"
More importantly, its a way of releasing anger when something happens, but unlike the originator - "Damn", it doesnt roll off the tongue so easily and would appear to repress the repressed 'religious types' even moreso than if they had gone all out and said the word "Damn"
Darn it, I just killed my wife and two children crashing into a tree. I'm such a Darn fool! I'll be damned to hell, DARN it!
by Liquid K9 December 07, 2004
6
A child-friendly version of the word damn, created by a bunch of retards at the Catholic Church, due to the word's religious significance, but is now ridiculous to teach in our growing liberal society, and because it has the exact same damn meaning as damn.
6 year old boy: Dammit! I hate my life! I hate my damn school! I hate my damn parents! I hate my damn brother! I hate that we're damn poor! I just wanna kill myself, damnit!
Mom: (gasp) You can't say damn! That's a bad word! Say darn instead.
6 year old boy: That sounds stupid! I wanna say damn!
Mom: If you say damn anymore, God is going to send you to hell when you die!
6 year old boy: Oh, okay, I'll say darnit instead.
Mom: (gasp) You can't say damn! That's a bad word! Say darn instead.
6 year old boy: That sounds stupid! I wanna say damn!
Mom: If you say damn anymore, God is going to send you to hell when you die!
6 year old boy: Oh, okay, I'll say darnit instead.
by LiberatorFromOurselves May 07, 2009