Darley is by far the coolest person you'll ever meet. He's funny nice and surprisingly handsome. You become bestfriends fast and he doesn't do anything to hurt you purposely. He will be with you forever and rarely lies unless if needed. He's tall and is decently good at sports. He has at least 1 girl bestfriend but many boy bestfriends. He is really really nice and will be with you forever and ever. Don't make a darley mad because he will just laugh. Darleys are the coolest and rarest people alive and they aren't fake with you they're very real. Treasure darley the coolest person alive and also one of the handsomest and easiest to fall in love with.

An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.

a person who wears a heavy bag and pretends to be a pedo.

Formally a public house in cleethorpes the term Darleys also referred to a group of musicians who frequented the establishment in the late 1990's and used the back room for debauchery, selling counterfeit goods and live music.