when you squander over the possible ways to infiltrate ones asshole
Damn, last night she Darlene Blasted me so good I came twice
by darleneblaster101 July 01, 2019
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The act of having sex with a mechanic using engine grease as lube...
Gonna take myself to the shop for a Dirty Darlene
by Serpentman May 20, 2019
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Someone who is a real fucking downer and generally shitty person to deal with/be around.
You're being a real fucking Grandma Darlene
by Hugh Gekok July 25, 2019
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Chelsea darlene smitson- also known as a w.h.o.r.e that sleeps with anyone that will give it to her. Runs away from her problems. Acts like a Disney mom. Left her "family" high and dry. Is selfish but vary smart and is a spoiled rotten BRAT. Needs to learn respect and loyalty.
Chelsea darlene smitson needs to keep her legs closed. And stop blaming others for her reactions!
by Petty.bitch April 25, 2018
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a bitch who thinks the curtains are yellow and she watches the lame show friday night dinner so yea she a betch
by wowza666 June 08, 2019
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A spiritual person who believes the earth is not flat
Wow did you see what Darlene was talking about?
by Bigmantyrobe November 04, 2019
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Person 1 "Hey man, I'm gonna go hack a darlene."
Person 2 "Cheers, dude."
by Crazynoncolombiancook October 25, 2020
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