DarkRiftX is the lord of some weird thing called "toribash", he's known as Lord Rift. The legends say if you don't show the utmost respect for our Lord he'll personally come and beat you with his massive 32in cock.

Of all the people that play the weird game "Toribash" he is the worst. If you could be the worst at anything, it would not be as bad as DarkRiftX in "Toribash".