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Kayla: Have you read Dark?
Sam: ERMMAHGERD IT'S PERFECT
by -Fanfic reader January 15, 2013
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The best band to come out of East Anglia or infact the whole of England. Fronted by Justin Hawkins, with an amazing voice & also an awesome guitar-playing ability, The Darkness truly enjoy everything they do, unlike some other bands who really take temselves too seriously. They were never a 'joke band' for the simple fact that they can actually play their instruments WELL. Just because they don't take thmeselves too seriously doesn't mean they are a comedy act.
Line up also includes : Axe Wielding God Dan Hawkins, Fantastic Bassist Richie Edwards, and Skins Batterer Ed Graham.
The Darkness ROCK. End Of.
The Darkness come up with the most fantastic lyrics, including 'I've never seen a bail of hay move so fast..She was a bona-fide forking genius'English Country Garden
by Claire.x March 29, 2006
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Short for Darkness Brothers (Charly and Eddie Murphy)
The two darkest niggas in Hollywood before Wesley Snipes.
Aaaah! Aaahh you darkness! You black midnight, evil motherfuckers! Black magic darkness! <Muffled Yelling>
by Sp3cialEd April 24, 2004
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the dark, it shows you things, horrible things. i won't go back there
by b33x August 29, 2006
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N. A person of african heritage with an extremely dark complection and aswell owns a suade couch which someone has "grinded" there feet into.
F*ck your couch you darkness, black majic evil mutherf*ckers.
by Daryl Nelson April 26, 2004
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Wide-nosed, delirious mothafuckas who are cold as ice. They should have NEVER gave those niggas money.
RIP Rick James, you will always be the OG Superfreak. Fuck MC Hammer.
by Tony Rigatoni August 25, 2004
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