Dapper & Burlesque combined. Dapper typically of a man who is neat, lively, chic, has swagger, sharp and smart. Burlesque a type of variety show that features a female chorus and solo dances, its provocative and comedic, plus bawdy, striptease acts, slapstick skits and songs.

SO, basically DAPPERESQUE is a

WOMAN who has no shame, she has no filter, she speaks her mind AND heart, she can take care of herself & does so, bc that's what she prefers & does it VERY well, her style is unique & appreciated, she makes a statement at least once a day. Then times she is, well naked & she is SO comfortable in her skin, she's not stick thin, she's not fat, she is thick & slim in all the right places. She has an impressive head on her shoulders, face, eyes, teeth, brain. Her personality is that of "The Stoop Kids" -- not very attractive, but their personalities & characteristic make them the best people you will & would ever meet. She is a human cheetah. She is who EVERY female wants to be.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.