Because my pathetic meaningless life is so worthless, I must post something social media (DAP) to affirm my existence by more meaningless people I don't even associate with. I must do this on a daily basis because my life is meaningless on a daily basis.

Dap

When you see someone who is more muscular than you, whose upper body is effortlessly strong looking, better looking than you, better dressed, has a better haircut, a better tan & pretty much has everything going for him/her and has a couple of quid too. Someone who you dislike immediately for no reason...

Mostly used in the South Wales area

Bob: The at the dap on that big fucker over there
Tim: Yeah flash prick...
Bob: ....
Tim: ....

CONVERSATION 1
Luke: "bro check out Mylifeisbro.com."
Ryan: "funny shit yo"
CONVERSATION 2
Ryan: "Hey bromontana check out mylifeisbro.com"
Ryan2: "Ah thats awesome!"
Ryan: Yeah! Daps to Luke for showing me that.

Person 1: There's a scene in Rosario+Vampire II where one of the bad guys listens to the K701's out of a DAP. So you see headphones underdriven in manga/anime.

Person 2: I guess the producers didn't research well enough.

'yo gashead, nice daps.'

I dap´d the shit out of that chick last night, whilst my mate played barrucuda with her friend.