1. To scream and/or cry at innapropriate times.
2. To shout random things that make you look bad.
3. To crave men.

The act of dancing whilst sitting down

Dante. The most amazing person ever. When you meet him your heart will soar, and your eyes will pop out of your skull because this will be love at first sight. He will wait for you and chase you and once he gets you he will treat you like a princess. He will spend every waking minute texting or talking to you. He will take you out a lot and never let you pay for it. He will be loving and kind and do spontaneous things. When you think he couldnt get any better, he will then introduce you to his whole family. After his family loves you, he will then tell you how much you really mean to him and then tell you he loves you. Once you find a Dante, never EVER let him go.

1.) Author and protagonist of The Divine Comedy. Given tour of the afterlife by Virgil.
2.) Awesome half-demon badass from the Devil May Cry videogames. Has a now-dead brother named Virgil. Completely de-badassified and stripped of personality in the second game.

phat shlong really huge omg

Dante is a person who has this look on his face that makes you want to smile. He will also have one friend who is a Massive simp but it is not Luca

A nerdy and lovable guy. Will do anything to make someone he cares about smile and is the king at making sex jokes. Seems like he gives really good hugs and cuddles.