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Dante. The most amazing person ever. When you meet him your heart will soar, and your eyes will pop out of your skull because this will be love at first sight. He will wait for you and chase you and once he gets you he will treat you like a princess. He will spend every waking minute texting or talking to you. He will take you out a lot and never let you pay for it. He will be loving and kind and do spontaneous things. When you think he couldnt get any better, he will then introduce you to his whole family. After his family loves you, he will then tell you how much you really mean to him and then tell you he loves you. Once you find a Dante, never EVER let him go.
Vimbai- Hey Morgan, how are things going with Dante?
Morgan- Oh you know how perfect he is.
Vimbai- Yeah he treats you like his very own princess.
Morgan- I know. He and I have been in love ever since we met on New Years Eve 2012/2013.
Morgan- Oh you know how perfect he is.
Vimbai- Yeah he treats you like his very own princess.
Morgan- I know. He and I have been in love ever since we met on New Years Eve 2012/2013.
by davisonm1996 May 20, 2013
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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1.) Author and protagonist of The Divine Comedy. Given tour of the afterlife by Virgil.
2.) Awesome half-demon badass from the Devil May Cry videogames. Has a now-dead brother named Virgil. Completely de-badassified and stripped of personality in the second game.
2.) Awesome half-demon badass from the Devil May Cry videogames. Has a now-dead brother named Virgil. Completely de-badassified and stripped of personality in the second game.
by quiznosubsratfan March 10, 2004
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A guy whose name is the only cool part of him. He’s socially awkward and has never seen daylight. Has like 2 friends who are just like him. If you feed him enough conversation he will develop slightly better humor.
by GushingFireHydrant March 30, 2019