Dante. The most amazing person ever. When you meet him your heart will soar, and your eyes will pop out of your skull because this will be love at first sight. He will wait for you and chase you and once he gets you he will treat you like a princess. He will spend every waking minute texting or talking to you. He will take you out a lot and never let you pay for it. He will be loving and kind and do spontaneous things. When you think he couldnt get any better, he will then introduce you to his whole family. After his family loves you, he will then tell you how much you really mean to him and then tell you he loves you. Once you find a Dante, never EVER let him go.

the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20

1.) Author and protagonist of The Divine Comedy. Given tour of the afterlife by Virgil.
2.) Awesome half-demon badass from the Devil May Cry videogames. Has a now-dead brother named Virgil. Completely de-badassified and stripped of personality in the second game.

Someone who is weird

A guy whose name is the only cool part of him. He’s socially awkward and has never seen daylight. Has like 2 friends who are just like him. If you feed him enough conversation he will develop slightly better humor.

The star of the Devil May Cry series and the biggest badass in videogame history. The inevitably fucked-up DMC2 destroyed his image, making his incredible return to form in DMC3 all the more sweet. His only rival is Sol Badguy from the Guilty Gear series.

Most people called Dante end up being a massive nonce and a kinky bastard