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verb; when an individual is called in to work on their day off and everything goes to Hell from there i.e. Dante from Clerks the movie
"Hey, did you here about Steve? Tony called in sick to work and Steve got totally Dante'd."
by RogueVaper February 10, 2013
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May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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(Discord Term)
Being Dante'd means to be warned/kicked/banned by someone named Dante. Usually you just see the person typing and you just disappear right after he's finished. A really important thing is that Dante has to disappear right after the punishment.
Discord User: He got Dante'd
by CanadaIsBad September 07, 2020
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