Cute eGirl: "Hey did you see Jesus in VC today?"
Simp: "You mean Danny B?"
Cute eGirl: "Yeah haha my bad I always get them mixed up."

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

Jimmy Barnes - Do you know danny b?

James Maloney - Yerr, he smells like dead fish, he's an absolute cucklord, but he is a god at minecraft so

Danny B is a “god amongst men@