A man of questionable humour - appealing only to the sick of mind or those of equal nutsosity. Totally bodacious and a complete stud. Pretty eyes and dangerous eye jabbing hair

Dan is funny, hot, sexy, hes such a great guy and is very good-looking, everyone wants to be him and every girl wants to have hot steamy sex with him and play with him and he has the coolest name in the whole fucking world!!!!!!!!!!

The bestest friend you could ever have everrr !

A MASSIVE PENIS. A PENIS LARGER THAN ANYTHING EVER SEEN. EVERYWHERE, EVERYTHING, MASSIVE.
Can also be used to describe anally pandering someone and can really mean anything you want it to.

Dan is someone who is perfect in every way. He is good-looking, funny and just amazing. He doesn't show affection very much, but when he does, its perfect. There is no way to describe how special he really is. He will be someone you will miss, everyday. You will wake up wishing he was there, but sometimes you have to let go of Dan. One day he will tell you he loves you, and compliment you all the time, and the next it will be like you never existed. Be careful with him, he may break your heart several times, but you've got to not give up, you will regret it. I don't know anyone else I would spend my time with, but I lost Dan. One day you may speak to him again, but sometimes you have to keep waiting. Dan is full of suprises. You will love Dan, hes perfect.

like “on god” but more powerful

Simply the greatest